If I Disappear, This Tape Is Why...

by Elton Wong

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1.	If I Disappear, This Tape Is Why... 00:15	buy track
2.	Bath Time! 00:18	buy track
3.	A Message For The F.B.I. 00:07	buy track
4.	Cops Eat Big Bags of Poopy 00:08	buy track
5.	Everyone on Twitter Sucks 00:16	buy track
6.	Shit I Just Dropped My Phone 00:10	buy track
7.	Ibprofun Song 00:12	buy track
8.	Cops Are Fucking Stupid 00:09	buy track
9.	Insurrection Now! 00:42	buy track
10.	Bill Peduto Sucks 00:34	buy track
11.	Hey Bill Peduto Stop Selling Homes! 00:14	buy track
12.	Pierre's Uber 00:29	buy track
13.	Elon Musk Is Stupid and He Likes To Eat Farts 00:16	buy track
14.	C.I.A. Microchip Recording #1 "Wario's Gaming Computer" 00:14	buy track
15.	Henry Kissinger Is A Motherfucker 00:17	buy track
16.	A Message For The C.I.A. 00:06	buy track
17.	Bermbie Bambers Talking Point 00:10	buy track
18.	Star Spangled Pee Pee 00:49	buy track
19.	Woke Up This Morning, And Watched The Sopranos 00:35	buy track
20.	An Explanation from "The Artist" 00:09	buy track
21.	C.I.A. Microchip Recording #2 "Mario's Greivences" 00:35	buy track
22.	Chicken Dinner 00:54	buy track
23.	Elton's Fried Chicken Commercial 00:51	buy track
24.	Lose Yourself In The Chicken 00:16	buy track
25.	Mr. General Tso (I Love You So) 00:37	buy track
26.	Elton's Infomercial 01:58	buy track
27.	Quarentine Messages I 01:08	buy track
28.	Elton Wong's Free Shit Emporium Commercial 01:04	buy track
29.	Grow Plant, Grow! 01:16	buy track
30.	Big Train 00:59	buy track
31.	Pierre's Poem 00:43	buy track
32.	A List Of US Political Coups and Military Interventions 04:20	buy track
33.	C.I.A. Microchip Recording #3 "The Lazy Kids" 00:20	buy track
34.	America Sucks 00:32	buy track
35.	Get Fit! With Elton Wong 01:34	buy track
36.	Computer Game (Are You Not Entertained?) 00:47	buy track
37.	Quarentine Messages II 01:19	buy track
38.	Wet Towel 00:45	buy track
39.	I Got My Dehydrator At Elton Wong's Free Shit Emporium 02:01	buy track
40.	A Final Sermon From Reverend E. Wong 04:52	buy track

about

Two facts about these cassette recordings:
1.This album was recorded on "state of the art" sub-standard home recording devices, in an undisclosed location.

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2.This album is 40 songs long, and barely over 30 minutes long, but contains an intimate collection of home recorded commercials, lullabies, informational historical programs, sociopolitical voice memo grindcore, and spiritual revelations.

There were no instruments involved in the making of this album, and informational tape was completely recorded and sung on a personal handheld cassette recorder, during bathtime, in secret, away from CIA influence....

I do not know if anyone will ever hear this message. But pleas hear this mysterious stranger's plea...

And remember this: if the CIA or FBI DIGITAL TWITTER COINTELPRO knocks down my door to haul me off in an unmarked van to the great amerikkkan blue check indoctrination camp, let it be known: IF I DISAPPEAR, THIS TAPE IS WHY...

::::::::::: WATCH THESE SONGS ON YOUTUBE :::::::::::

BILL PEDUTO SUCKS
youtu.be/YYqP01fM2s4

COPS ARE FUCKING STUPID
youtu.be/EHah2Jg9_7g

A FINAL SERMON BY REV. E WONG
youtu.be/GODa8RB2HzM

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released August 14, 2020

All songs, and Tape Recorder clicks: By Elton Wong, "The Mysterious Stranger"

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